也许对你来说还有明天 Maybe for you there's a tomorrow.
也许对你来说 还有一千或三千天 Maybe for you there's 1,000 or 3,000
或一万天 or 10.
那么多时间可供你享受 So much time you can bathe in it.
那么多时间可供你浪费 So much time you can waste it.
但对有些人来说 But for some of us,
只有今天 there's only today.
你今天所做的事很重要 And what you do today matters.
不光在这一刻 甚至可能留下永远的影响 In the moment, and maybe into infinity.
可在我死前 这些我都不知道 But I didn't know any of that until right before I fell.
问题在于 你生前是不会知道的 The thing is, you don't get to know.
你不会醒来就有一种不详的预感 You don't wake up with a bad feeling in your stomach
或者看到移动的阴影 or see shadows move.
如果你像我一样 24分47秒之前醒来 If you're like me, you wake up 24 minutes and 47 seconds
在你的闺蜜来接你之前的 before your best friend is supposed to be picking you up.
如果你像我一样 If you're like me,
最后一天是这么开始 your last day starts like this.
我中午之前会告诉你 Well, I'll let you know by noon.
嗯 我不能组织聚会在之前 Well, I can't organize a playdate before...
你想吃点什么吗 不了 不饿 You want something to eat? No. I'm good.
Sam 你喜欢我给你做的鸟吗 Sammy, you like the bird I made you?
早上好 Morning.
Sam -怎么了 Sammy! What?
你忘了你的手套 You forgot your gloves!
伊西 跟你说过多少次了 Izzy, how many times do I have to tell you?
别碰我的东西 Don't touch my stuff.
回去吧 外面冷 Go back inside. It's cold.
嗨 美女 上车 Hey, sexy. Get in!
好 Okay.
我喜欢这样的早晨的天空 I love the sky on mornings like this.
喂 Hey.
油头 开窗 Greasy forehead, window, off.
我尽量不难过 I'm gonna try not to be depressed
因为我在丘比特日是单身 because I'm single on Cupid Day.
今天就是你的情人节 That's Valentine's Day to you!
你失眠了吗 Linds? Do you have insomnia or something, Linds?
什么 Excuse me?
你好可爱 你比我们起得早还吃了早餐 It's just cute that you get up before us and get breakfast.
她说我可爱 Kingston? Ooh. Did she just call me cute, Kingston?
我想她是的 Edgecomb I believe she did, Edgecomb. Mmm-mmm.
Ally Linds跟可爱没关系 -没错 Al, Linds doesn't do cute. No.
这不在她的词典中 -词典? 会用词 It's not in her lexicon. Lexicon? Nice word choice.
哇 Whoo!
快点吧 Come on.
没搞错吧 Seriously?
你们这么做了无数次了 有意思吗 Okay, this was maybe funny the first bazillion times you did it.
依然挺有意思 It's still funny. It still is.
依然有意思 爱死它了 每次都是 Still funny! Love it. Every time.
耶 Yeah, baby!
开车时不要发短信 No texting and driving.
放心吧 我不会让我的闺蜜没破处就死了 Don't worry. I'd never let my best friend die a virgin.
Ooh!
你不会以为我们忘了吧 You didn't think we'd forget, did you?
今天是重要的日子 开苞之夜 It's the big day, opening night.
罗伯特 给我发了短信 他说：我为你铺好了床 Rob texted me. He said, I made my bed for you.
嘴真甜 That is so sweet. Yes.
不戴套就不算爱 听见没 No glove, no love. You hear me?
拿着 拿着 拿着 Take it! Take it! Take it!
拿着 拿着 拿着 Take it! Take it! Take it! Take it!
好 好 Shh! Okay, okay...
看着路 我的天 Lindsay! Watch the road. Oh, my God. Lindsay!
没事抱歉 我们没事 没事 All right. I'm sorry. We're fine. We're fine.
你疯了 You're crazy!
我们没事 We're freakin' fine.
Go ahead and say we're through
I don't care, I'll just get another you
I'll get another dude that look like you
I don't need you and you don't need me
Give me back my house key
You can leave it with my new boyfriend
You can leave it on the back back, back porch
I don't care, when you leave it leave a message
A message, a message, a message
You used to never get the message
Yeah, I talk shit
Yeah, she's talkin' shit
Go ahead and say we're through
I don't care I'll just get another you
I'll get another dude that look like you
I don't need you and you don't need me
Give me back my house key
My house key My house key
This could be easy
你去年收到多少支花 Linds How many roses did you get last year, Linds?
22支 Twenty-two.
我今年的目标是25支 I'm going for 25 this year, though,
其中至少有一支是派翠克送的 and more than one of them better be from Patrick.
我说过我还得坐在罗伯特身边 Did I tell you I sat next to Rob,
逼他填写申请表吗 and I had to make him fill out the request form?
太没面子了 It was depressing.
我能收到15支就满意 我不怕承认这一点 I'd be happy with 15. I'm not ashamed to admit it.
去年马特送给我12支红玫瑰 Last year, Matt literally sent me a dozen red roses.
马特? 拜托 Matt, oh, come on.
你刚哭了一周了 You just spent a whole week crying
穿着同一条裤子而且都脏了 in the same pair of sweatpants and it got dark.
别再重演历史了 We're not going back there.
我跟你说过上千次了 我还要再说一次 No, I've told you a thousand times, I'll say it again,
你不需要那个废物 真的 you do not need that loser. Honestly.
你有我们这些好友 Mmm-mmm. Nope. You got your real baes here.
我们爱你 来 Mmm-hmm. We love you. Come here.
直到死亡把我们分开 -死了也不分开 Till death do us part. Even then.
抱抱 Oh, get in here.
Mmm.
好了 各位 我们走 All right, bitches, let's move!
Sisyphus 不是一种性病 Sisyphus, not an STD.
他是什么样的人 What's he like?
当某件事被比喻为Sisyphus 是什么意思 What does it mean when something is described as being Sisyphean?
意思是徒劳无功? Does it mean pointless?
勇敢? Brave?
迟到? Late?
对不起 出了点事 Uh, sorry, it was an emergency and a tribulation.
雷射印表机发生了小爆炸 It was a minor LaserJet explosion.
但愿列印员没事 Hope the printer survived.
好了 接着讲Sisyphus All right, back to Sisyphus.
他是什么品格 What's his character like?
他有没有从推巨石中学到什么 Does he learn from pushing that boulder...
Hey.
送花使者 Val-a-gram delivery.
丘比特日快乐 去吧 Happy Cupid Day. Go ahead.
别激动 只是玫瑰而已 Relax, it's just roses.
没人给Anna Cartulo送花 Aw, no roses for Anna.
是你的情郎送的? Is that from your boy?
对 是罗伯特送的 It's from Rob. Yeah.
好了 安静点 安静点 同学们 All right, all right. Keep it down. Keep it down, people.
真漂亮 It's so beautiful.
我是彻底在地狱中了 I'm in heteronormative hell.
好了 但愿我讲第三遍时不会被打扰 Okay, okay, let's hope third time's the charm. Okay?
Sisyphus Sisyphus.
接着讲Sisyphus 同学们 Back to Sisyphus, class.
嗨 Sam -嗨 Yo, Sam. Hey.
伙计 Man.
Sam 嗨 -嗨 Sam, hey. Hi.
你喜欢吗 -什么 Did you like it? Like what?
喂 今晚我要办个盛大派对 Hey, so, um, big party tonight.
我妈不在家 Mom is going out of town. Whoa.
特别热闹 你也来吧 A huge rager, you know. Why don't you come, yeah?
我不确定今晚干什么 I don't know what my plans are,
要看她们几个 like, what everyone else ends up doing...
今晚见 -不会的 So I'll see you tonight. I don't think so.
是吗？ 你知道我家地址 -肯特 Yeah? You know the address. No. Kent...
Smooth.
你们听说Anna Cartulo的事了吧 -你是说那同性恋? Did you guys hear about Anna? You mean bull dyke.
但愿她的鼻子是摔成这样的 Please say she tripped over her nose.
还不是 她的女朋友看到了 Not yet, but her girlfriend saw this Snap
我们发的她和另一个女孩的照片 that we posted with her and that girl.
立马就跟她分手了 She straight up dumped her.
看见没 -什么 See? What?
所以我才应该而受到表彰 This is why I deserve some public recognition,
因为干成这种勾当 for making shit like that happen.
也许应该给我挂上缎带 Maybe someone should give me a ribbon.
就像以前你墙上挂的那种 Like the ones that you used to have hanging on your wall,
还记得吗 因为你学会了骑马 Sammy, remember, from horseback riding?
那时我才多大啊 Linds I was, like, ten years old, Lindsay.
天 Sam 你那时就是个书呆子 God, Sam, you were such a nerd back then.
很多事真是不可思议 Okay, but isn't it weird how that stuff happens?
每件事都是有关联的 How things connect in strange ways?
如果Linds没发那张照片… Like if Lindsay didn't post that Snap...
那是她活该 She deserved it.
我只是说不可思议 I'm just saying, it's kinda crazy now.
我看过一段关于蝴蝶效应的视频 听我说嘛 I saw this video about chaos in the universe... Listen!
一只鸟在南非扇了下翅膀 How a bird flapping its wings in South America
就能造成两周后纽约的一场暴风雨 can create a major rainstorm in New York.
就像一个人看了一段关于蝴蝶理论的视频 Like how one person can watch a pretentious video about chaos
几天后她的三个朋友就被烦死了 while three other people actually die of boredom.
这不是化妆教程视频 所以说了你们也不懂 It wasn't a YouTube tutorial, so you guys wouldn't get it anyway.
Owie!
Samantha Kingston.
嗨 -嗨 罗伯特 - Hi. - Hey, Rob.
收到我的玫瑰了吗 -收到了 Did you get my rose? I did.
这些花是谁送你的？ Who are these ones from?
你的情敌 我想看看 Your competition. I want to see.
你的情敌 Your competition.
Sam可没情敌 罗伯特 你是知道的 Oh, Sam has no competition, Rob. You know it.
我也没有 看来我们是天生的一对 Okay. Well, neither do I, so I guess we're perfect for each other.
你们今晚去参加肯特的派对吗 So you're going to that thing at Kent's tonight?
听说他搞了几桶啤酒 应该会去吧 I heard he's getting a couple kegs. I don't know.
太好了 Yes!
回头再聊 -再亲一个 I'll text you later. One more.
我正吃饭呢 快走吧 No, I'm eating! Get out!
走 再见 Go. Bye.
他俩太肉麻了 恶心 You all are too cute. It's gross.
各位 Mmm. Oh, you guys!
我们的Sam今晚要成为女人了 Tonight our widdle Sammy passes into womanhood.
真为你高兴 I am so proud.
打住！ Shh! Stop it.
但愿你刮过毛 I hope you shaved.
我的天 Oh, my God.
事前事后别忘了小便 Don't forget to pee before and after.
伙计们 伙计们 反社会 12点 Guys, guys, sociopath, 12 o'clock.
哦天呐 她知道一把刷子是什么吗？ Oh, God. Does she know what a brush is?
不知道 No.
Norma Bates!
嘿 她收到了花吗？ Hey, did she get her Val-a-gram?
在上化学课时 我就坐在她后面 In chem, I was sitting right behind her.
她说啥了 What'd she say?
她啥时候说过话 Does she say anything ever?
那她做了什么 Well, what'd she do?
她下课后就把花扔了 She tossed it right after class.
她真该珍惜的 She really should appreciate it more.
这大概是她今生收到的唯一一支玫瑰 It's probably the only rose she'll ever get.
也许是跟卡片上的话有关吧 Maybe it had something to do with the card.
也许明年还能见面 但估计不会了 Maybe next year, but probably not.
就指这个 伙计们 That's it, guys!
走 姑娘们 Go, girl.
我爱它 I love it!
It kinda looks like you put it on your cheeks.
It's the same color. Yeah. That's the point.
Mmm.
Love it. It's so effing good.
这张照片能发吗 Can I post this one?
不行 No.
别笑话我 -好 Don't laugh at me. Okay.
Linds?
你第一次的时候感觉紧张吗 Were you nervous your first time?
我当时醉的啥感觉都没了 I was too drunk to be anything.
如果疼的话不要怕 Don't freak out if it hurts.
尤其是第一次 Especially at first.
也不要紧张 那样只会更疼 And don't tense up, because that only makes it worse.
太好了 听起来好浪漫 Great. That sounds really romantic.
别担心 罗伯特不是别人 Don't worry. It's not like Rob is some random guy.
你是喜欢他的 -是的 You actually like him. Right. Yes.
每个女生都想跟他交往 Everyone wants to hook up with him.
是的 Yeah.
今晚 一切都会变的不同 Tonight, everything changes.
那张脸蛋 That face.
朋友们 Baes!
你们干什么呢 What are you doing? What do you think you're doing?
这小子的家还挺气派的 Fart's house is actually kinda nice.
早知道的话 我就不 If I had known, I would have stopped
叫他Danny devito了 calling him Danny DeVito all year.
你和Sam Sam and you.
我要去找派翠克 你自己没事吧 Hey, I'm gonna go find Patrick. Will you be okay?
什么 -我要去找派翠克 What? I'm gonna go find Patrick.
你自己没事吧 没事 Will you be okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mwah!
嗨 Sam Hey, Sam!
你来了 You made it.
Sam Sam -嗨 Sam! Sam! Hi!
啊 对不起 我给你擦干 Oh, I am sorry. Let me get that for you.
你醉成什么样了 How drunk are you?
我没醉 放心吧 I'm not drunk. Don't worry about it.
知道吗 Know what?
你是这里最漂亮的女生 最漂亮的 You're the hottest girl in here. The hottest.
我最多只能给你一小时时间 Okay, look, I'm only gonna be here like an hour, an hour tops.
给我发个短信 然后我们就走 You know? You text me and we'll go.
我俩一起出去 就你和我 好的 We're just gonna go. Just me and you. Okay.
我的天 好的 抱歉 哦 Oh, my... Okay. Sorry. Oh.
怎么了 -没什么 What happened? Nothing.
我们等会见 好吗 I'll see ya later, okay?
Elody真不害臊 Elody's really embarrassing herself.
Elody很放荡 Elody's a slut.
Lindsay是个婊子和戏剧女王 Lindsay's a bitch and a drama queen.
I'm rich and have ADD.
宝贝 Baes!
宝贝 Bae!
来 到我怀里来 宝贝 Come on. Oh, get in here, baby!
派翠克 能给我倒杯烈一点得救吗 Patrick, will you go get me something a little bit stronger than this beer?
你要怎么报答我呢 What's the magic word?
口交 Blowjob.
马上就好 -谢谢 BRB. Thank you.
你去哪里了？ 我到处找你 Where have you been? I've been looking everywhere for you.
真的吗 -是的 Have you? Yes!
在派翠克的嘴里找我? Like in Patrick's mouth?
Oops.
咋了 她大醉了 What? Oh, she's so shitfaced!
不 你才醉了 No, you're shitfaced, shitface.
真讨厌高中马上就要结束了 I can't believe high school's almost over.
Aw.
我们高中过的挺充实的 Well, actually, we did it right, you know?
亲过最帅的男生 去过最野的派对 Kissed the hottest boys, went to the sickest parties.
你们觉得我们会记得这一刻吗 Do you think we'll remember any of this?
比如在两三年之后 I mean, like two years, three years from now?
我明天就啥都记不起来了 I won't even remember this tomorrow.
我的天 Oh, my God.
她怎么来了 What's she doing here?
起来 -好 Up. Okay.
你好 宝贝 这是你第一次喝酒吗 Hello, sweetie. Is that your first drink?
你真该慢慢喝 You really should take it easy.
你是个坏人 You're a bitch!
什么 Excuse me?
哇 Whoa.
你听到了 You heard me.
你是个坏透顶的人 跟你妈一个德性 You're a goddamn fetid bitch just like your mother.
难怪你爸抛弃了你们 It's no wonder Daddy left. Huh?
你也不是好东西 -什么 - You're a bitch, too. - What?
你是个酒鬼 You're a drunk.
至于你 And you...
就是个没种的 You're just pathetic. You know what?
知道吗 当坏人总比当疯子强 We'd rather be bitches than a psycho.
没错 疯子 Yeah, psycho.
你发现没人喜欢你吗 Have you noticed that nobody likes you?
疯子 -疯子 - Yeah, psycho. - Psycho.
这个派对上的人 Has anyone at this party...
有人跟你说过话吗 我看没有 - Has anyone talked to you? - I don't think so.
没人邀请你来 You weren't even invited.
因为你是个变态 That's 'cause you're a freak.
回疯人院吧 Go back to the ward.
回去吧 Go home.
放开我 放开我 Get off me! Get off me!
你是什么人啊 Who are you?
滚出去 You're the bitch!
疯子 Psycho!
把这条疯狗栓起来 Get this bitch on a leash!
疯子 Psycho!
你想走吗？ You wanna go?
变态 滚出去 Freak, get out of here!
滚 Go!
回疯人院吧 你这疯子 Go back to the ward, you psycho bitch!
你没事吧 Are you okay?
刚才怎么回事 What the hell was that about, huh?
我哪知道 她上来就骂我们 I don't know. She just called us bitches...
她没动手吧？ 在大家面前 What did she do? ...in front of everybody.
你们就为此打她? 这不是我的错 So you attack her? Okay. This is not my fault!
你们串通起来向她倒啤酒？ You gang up and pour beer all over her?
你知道吗 You know what...
你怎么这样 -别碰我 Who are you? Come on... Do not touch me.
你男朋友在我的水槽里吐了 You know, your boyfriend's throwing up in my sink.
你不起清理一下吗 So, you wanna take care of that?
走吧 走吧 Come on. Come on!
今晚的事真是疯狂 That was insane.
罗伯特的事我很遗憾 宝贝 I'm sorry about Rob, bae.
音乐 Music!
太平洋西北 混蛋 我讨厌这天气 Pacific Northwest, my ass. I hate this weather.
你们想吃点东西吗？ 我真的需要碳水化合物 Do you guys wanna get some food? I really need carbs.
你这口气像我奶奶 You sound like my grandmother.
喵 -喵 Meh. Here.
我喜欢这歌 Oh, I like this song.
她骂我们是坏人 She called us bitches.
我想我们的确坏 I guess we are.
几点了 What time is it?
你们看到她的眼神了吗 Did you see that look in her eyes?
她突然就发飙了 -是啊 - I mean, she just snapped. - Yeah.
吓了我一跳 She freaked me out.
Sam 你已经晚了20分钟了 Sam, you're 20 minutes late! Let's shake it, sister!
Sam 你喜欢我给你做的鸟吗 Sammy, you like the bird I made you?
妈妈让你起床 Mommy says you have to get up.
可今天是周六 It's Saturday.
妈妈 Sam不愿起床 Mommy, Sammy won't get up!
别逼我把你拉下床 Don't make me come up there.
谁啊 Yeah?
性感美女 Sexy lady!
你怎么了 -真对不起 What are you doing?
我做了个噩梦 所以慢悠悠的 I'm so sorry. I had a nightmare, so it's a slow start.
Um...
昨晚发生了什么 What happened last night?
哦 对不起 我跟派翠克视频聊天 直到凌晨三点 Oh. Sorry. I was FaceTiming with Patrick till, like, 3:00.
说到这个 Speaking of which,
你为今晚的事紧张吗 are you nervous for tonight?
什么事 What?
你和罗伯特滚床单啊 You, Rob, his flannel sheets?
我去洗个澡 I'm gonna shower.
不行 没时间了 Nope, no time. Come on.
快 今天可是丘比特日 It's Cupid Day.
哇 Whoo!
真的？ Seriously?
你们这么做了无数次了 有意思吗 Okay, this was maybe funny the first bazillion times you did it.
依然挺有意思 It's still funny.
是的 Yeah, baby!
豪乳啊 Nice tits!
我送给你的礼物 Ooh. I have your present.
不戴套就不算爱 听见没 No glove, no love. You hear me?
给他用的 It goes on him.
Sisyphus 不是一种性病 Sisyphus, not an STD.
好了 安静点 同学们 All right. Keep it down. Keep it down, people.
真漂亮 It's so beautiful.
我是彻底在地狱中了 I'm in heteronormative hell.
谢谢你们 谢谢 Thank you, girls. Thank you.
好了 但愿我讲第三遍时不会被打扰 Okay, okay, let's hope third time's the charm.
嗨 Sam Yo, Sam.
真是的 Oh, man.
Sam 你忘了这支玫瑰 Sam, you forgot this one.
不 我没忘 No, I didn't forget it.
怎么了 What do you mean?
丘比特日收到的玫瑰越多 The more roses you get on Cupid Day,
说明人缘越好 不是吗 the more popular you are, right?
谢谢你的提醒 肯特 知道了 Thanks for the tip, Kent. Noted.
我没说是我送你的玫瑰 Well, I didn't say the rose was from me.
可这就是你送的吧 But it is from you, right?
Well...
另外 我妈… Anyway, my mom is out of town...
不在家 你要办个派对? Out of town and you're having a party?
是的 你愿不愿去 Yeah. Do you wanna come? Or...
我得走了 I have to go.
那我们今晚见? Well, see you tonight? Or...
你紧张吗 Are you nervous?
不 不 不 不 No, no, no, no, no.
可不能虚度你成为女人的夜晚 You don't want to waste the first night you go full womanhood.
我打扮的怎么样 Okay, you sure they look good?
我只是不想让人觉得我抹的太过了 I just really don't want to look like I'm trying too hard, you know?
你没问题的 You're fine.
真是奇怪的一天 Such a weird day.
怎么个奇怪法 Like how?
就是奇怪 Just weird.
好像我昨天的梦还没做完 I feel like I'm still dreaming from yesterday, like...
或者昨天就是一个梦 我也不知道 Or maybe yesterday was the dream. I don't know... Whoa.
你现在醒了 不 不 You're awake now! No, no, no, no!
抱歉 我很抱歉 我很抱歉 别这么做 Sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Don't. Don't do that.
哦 天哪 今晚这里有这么多的靓仔 Oh, my God, there's so many hot guys here tonight!
我要去找派翠克 I'm gonna go find Patrick, okay?
什么 What?
我会马上回来 I'll be right back!
Sam 嗨 你来了 Sam! Hey, you made it!
Sam. Sam.
对不起 我给你擦干 Oh, I am sorry. Let me get that for you.
罗伯特 我要跟你谈谈 -谈什么 Rob, I need to talk to you. What?
谈什么 怎么了 About what? What's up?
我感觉被人耍弄了 I'm feeling pranked.
今晚是我们的特别夜晚 Tonight was supposed to be our special night...
不 不 罗伯特 -怎么了 No, no, no, no, no. Rob? What?
我感觉不舒服 我很惊慌 I don't feel good. I'm freaking out.
总是有藉口 -我们能谈谈吗 It's always something. Can we go talk some...
总是有藉口 It's always something. ...where?
好吧 Sam 好吧 我先去倒一杯酒 Okay, Sam. Okay. I'm gonna fill my cup up first.
五分钟 能等我五分钟吗 Five minutes. Can you wait that long?
这房间闲人免进 This room is off limits.
我只是在找卫生间 I was just looking for the bathroom.
对不起 Sorry.
你来我房间 让我有种似曾相识的感觉 I feel like I'm having déjà vu with you being in my room.
我一整天都有似曾相识的感觉 Oh, my God, I've been having déjà vu all day long.
你没事吧 Are you okay?
没事 失陪了 Yeah. Excuse me.
我到处找你 I've been looking everywhere for you.
是吗 在派翠克的嘴里找我? Yeah? In Patrick's mouth, maybe.
你一副做贼心虚的样子 是不是跟罗伯特在一起了 You seem a little guilty. Were you with Rob, you hussy?
淫妇 -骚货 Skank. Harlot.
喂 你们是在说我吗 Hey, are you guys talking about me?
你们知道吗 我想回家 You know what? I think I'm gonna go home.
别 别 什么？ No, no, no! What?
你们不用开车送我 没事 我会打个车的 You don't have to drive me. It's okay. I'll find a ride.
不 我们才刚来呢 我不明白 No, we just got here. I'm confused.
今晚不是还有你和罗伯特的好事吗 I thought you were supposed to get it on with Rob tonight.
是啊 Yeah.
我改变主意了 Yeah, I changed my mind.
还好我不是唯一的处女 Well, at least I'm not gonna be the only virgin.
我的天 Oh, my God.
她怎么来了 What's she doing here?
看我的 Watch this.
这就是你的第一次喝酒？ Is that your first drink?
你是个坏人 You're a bitch!
跟你妈一个德性 Just like your mother.
难怪你爸抛弃了你们 No wonder Daddy left. Huh?
你也不是好东西 -什么 - You're a bitch, too. - What?
你是个酒鬼 You're a drunk.
至于你 And you...
就是个没种的 You're just pathetic.
Juliet...
你知道吗 当坏人总比当疯子强 You know what? We'd rather be bitches than a psycho.
是的 疯子 Yeah, psycho.
你发现没人喜欢你吗 Have you noticed that nobody likes you?
疯子 -疯子 - Yeah, psycho. - Psycho.
这个派对上的人 Has anyone at this party...
有人跟你说过话吗 我看没有 - Has anyone talked to you? - I don't think so.
回疯人院吧 回去吧 Go back to the ward. - Go home.
回去吧 Go home.
放开我 Get off me!
见鬼 Go to hell!
变态 -滚出去 Freak, get out of here!
滚出去 Get the fuck out!
把这条疯狗栓起来 Get this bitch on a leash!
疯子 疯子 你想走吗 Psycho! Psycho. You wanna go?
回疯人院吧 你这疯子 Go back to the ward, you psycho bitch!
你们觉得别人会怎么评价你们 What do you think people will say about you
在你们死后 when you die?
我不在乎 -我是认真的 Like I care. I'm serious.
说我们漂亮 That we're hot.
这问题好变态 Sam This shit is morbid, Sam.
喂 看着路 Hey, watch the road. Hey.
我们需要音乐 看着路 We need music. You watch the road.
伙计们 我找个歌 Guys, I'll find a song.
我想选个歌 I want to help you pick a song.
好吧 老妈 Okay, mom.
伙计们 等等 别催我 Guys, wait. Don't elbow me.
你快选个歌吧 Just pick something.
你真麻烦 老是想小便 You're trouble. You always have to pee.
因为她喝的太多了 'Cause she drinks too much.
而且她的膀胱就跟小松鼠的一样 That, and she has the bladder of a baby squirrel.
卡车 The truck.
卡车? Truck?
当心卡车 -什么卡车 Watch out for the truck. What truck?
你怎么 How did you...
并不是个梦 是真的发生了 又一次 It wasn't a dream. It really happened. Again.
Sam 你喜欢我给你做的鸟吗 Sammy, you like the bird I made you?
是折纸 It's origami.
妈妈让你起床 Mommy says you have to get up.
跟妈妈说我病了 Tell Mom I'm sick.
你不热啊 -拿开 You don't feel hot. Stop it.
放手 Let go!
妈妈 Sam不愿起床 Mommy, Sammy won't get up!
就是那个时候 It wasn't until then
我允许自己想到最差的情况 that I allowed myself to think the worst.
Sam?
你说你病了? What's this about you feeling sick?
反正我感觉不舒服 I just don't feel good.
在丘比特日? On Cupid Day?
发生什么事了吗 Did something happen?
我也拿不准 I don't know.
你跟罗伯特吵架了? Did you and Rob have a fight?
没有 妈妈 出去 No. Mom, go away.
别用这口气 我是好心帮你 Please don't use that tone. I'm just trying to help.
我只是需要再睡一会 I just need to sleep a little bit longer.
求你了 Please?
好吧 我会跟Linds说你晚点去上学 Okay. Well, I'll let Lindsay know that you're going in late.
但我10点之前要去上班 But I have to be at work by 10:00.
谢谢你开车送我 Thank you for driving me.
不用谢 Sure.
Sammy... Hmm.
等你看到玫瑰花后就感觉好些了 You'll feel better once you see some of your roses.
未必 也许吧 I don't know. Maybe.
你有福气 人缘这么好 Well, you're lucky to be so popular.
我上高三的时候 连男生都没亲过 When I was a senior, I hadn't even kissed a boy.
同学们说我眼睛距离太近 Everyone said my eyes were too close together
长的跟鱼似的 and that I looked like a fish.
是的 Yeah.
我还要上班的 孩子 I have to get to work, honey.
我觉得你很美 I think you're beautiful.
去吧 再见 Go. Bye.
也许一切都是有联系的 Maybe everything was connected.
也许一群鸟能造成一场暴雨 Maybe a flock of birds could cause a rainstorm
一切发生的事都可以解除 and everything done could be undone.
也许事情可以改变 Maybe things could change.
也许我可以改变它们 And maybe I could change them.
是因为罗伯特 我们闹矛盾了 It's Rob. We're having issues.
可今天不同往日 But it's the day.
他的卡片上写着"爱你" The note in his Val-a-gram said Love ya.
L-u-v ya 爱你 L-U-V ya. Luv ya.
这是干什么 我们才交往一年 What is that? We've been going out since last year.
也许他是等着今晚说呢 Yeah. Well, you know, maybe he's just waiting to say it, like, tonight.
我不会跟他滚床单 I'm not gonna have sex with him
就因为他说"我爱你" just so that he says I love you.
我不会这么做 I'm not gonna do that.
我们每周末都约会 We go out every weekend. Mmm.
我想保持现状 I don't know. I wanna stay in.
跟以前一样 Like we used to.
好的 但是我们留着的唯一原因是 Okay, but the only reason we stayed in
我们还没有被邀请去参加任何高级的派对 was because we weren't invited to any senior parties.
我 不管怎么说 不想在今天破处 好吗 I just, bottom line, don't want to have to deal with that today. Okay?
好吧 Okay.
好吧 All right.
你干什么呢 What are you doing?
她干什么 -你放心 - What is she... - Don't worry.
你发短信吗 Are you texting...
哦 天哪 Oh, my God.
这阴险的笑容 That devilish grin, though.
哦 天哪 Oh, my God.
什么 什么？ What? What?
你为啥给我这个表情 你发什么了 Why did he give me that... What did you say?
放心 我只是说你大姨妈来了 Relax, I just told him that you got your period.
这是好藉口 是的 很完美 That's a good one. Yes. That's perfect.
不用谢 -这是好藉口 - You're welcome! - That's a good one.
把刀子和孩子看好了 Lock up the knives and babies!
怎么有股尿味 Does it smell like pee in here?
在这里就能闻到 Yeah, I can smell her from here.
提醒我 我们为什么讨厌Juliet Remind me again. Why do we hate Juliet?
你是认真的吗 Are you serious?
我们不讨厌她 只是她太过变态 画着怪异的画 We don't hate her. It's just she's super creepy with all those weird drawings.
记得五年级时候的黄色醇香吗？ Remember Mellow Yellow in the fifth grade?
哦 天哪 Oh, my God.
当Lindsay发现她尿床时 When Lindsay found out that she peed in her sleeping bag
在女童子军旅行时 on the Girl Scout trip.
你怎么突然问起这个 Why do you care all of a sudden?
你知道她应该被关进疯人院 You know she should be institutionalized.
我只是随便问问 没别的 I was just wondering. That's all.
那我们今晚就去你家玩? So, we're going over to your house, right?
当然 Obviously.
我能借你的东西吗 Can I borrow something?
随时都可以 放心 Always. I got you.
嗨 这是你课上收到的花 Hey. Uh, these came for you in Daimler's class.
虽然我没穿上制服 I know I'm not wearing the appropriate attire,
但我保证这都是真的 but I promise they're legitimate.
好的 Cool.
另外 这支玫瑰也是送给你的 Also, uh, this rose came for you.
像是画里的玫瑰 It's kind of like a painting of a rose.
在其它玫瑰中很显眼 You know, it stands out in front of all the others.
谢谢 Thank you.
我没说是我送的玫瑰 Hey, I never said that it was from me.
但不管是谁送的 肯定花了不少心思 But, whoever it was from, they put a lot of thought into it. So...
另外 我妈这周末不在家 By the way, my mom is out of town this weekend,
我今晚要办个派对 so I'm gonna throw a big party tonight.
对啊 Yeah.
还记得我家的地址吗 Did you remember the address? Or do you...
嘿 Sam Hey, Sam.
你上次去的时候是三年级 应该不记得了 It was third grade, so you probably don't remember.
不过 你愿不愿去 But do you, uh... You think you'll come? Or...
我不能去 抱歉 No, I can't. Sorry.
拜托 Oh, come on.
我可以为你准备一副拐杖 Well, I'm... I could have crutches on call for you,
万一你想爬上树 Kent in case you want to climb up the tree... Kent.
扮演飞行小松鼠 -那是多年前的事了 ...and play flying squirrel. That was one time.
反正我的意思是什么都准备好了 准备好 Look, I'm just saying. I'm prepared. I'm prepared.
那挺好 那么你去不去 还是 Okay, glad to hear it. So, that's a maybe, or...
不去了 I don't think so.
我就当你说的是可能去 Well, I'll take that No as a Maybe.
那么我们今晚可能会见面 So, maybe I'll see you tonight.
天啊 Oh, God.
Juliet Sykes去了派对 Juliet Sykes just arrived at the party.
讨厌 Gross.
是啊 最讨厌不过了 还好我们没去 Yeah. The worst. I'm so glad we didn't go.
猛料 罗伯特在厨房水槽里吐了 Mmm. Snapchat alert. Rob is totally puking in the kitchen sink.
我想看看 Oh, I want to see that.
能让我看看吗 I wanna see that.
那是必然的 Of course he is.
我可不想看 恶心 I don't wanna see it. It's gross. Ew.
你还亲过他? You kiss that?
你做的霜淇淋真好吃 Ally I can't believe you made this ice cream, Ally.
比饭店的都强 It's literally better than a restaurant's.
没错 你该去 No, it's true. I mean, you should
上烹饪学校 别上大学了 go to cooking school. Screw college.
谢谢了 没加牛奶 Thanks, guys. It has no dairy.
你可真能扯淡 Oh, you're so full of shit.
38分 Thirty-eight.
好的 你可以闭嘴了 Okay. - You can shut up now.
怎么了 What?
Matt去参加派对了 Matt's at the party.
Ally 你再提一次马特 Ally, you say Matt one more time
我就在你睡着后杀了你 and I will kill you in your sleep.
我就在你睡着后杀了你 I will kill you in your sleep.
12点39分 12:39
不知道泰丽的照片都用了什么筛检程式 I wonder what filter Terri uses on her photos.
社交狂 Major FOMO.
真可怜 Such a loser.
Steve勾搭一个高一生 Ugh, Steve's flirting with a freshman.
我爱你们 I love you guys.
Aw, Sam...
我们也爱你 We love you, too.
我们爱你 Sam 怪人 Aw, we love you, Sam. Weirdo.
别这么肉麻 Don't go emo on us.
我的手机呢 Shit. Where's my phone?
Juliet Sykes死了 Juliet Sykes is dead.
她自杀了 She killed herself.
那么她在派对上没出什么事 But nothing happened to her at the party.
真是想不到 How totally insane.
是不是跟我们送她的玫瑰有关 Could our rose have something to do with it?
别傻了 Don't be stupid.
不知她家人是什么心情 God, imagine how her family feels.
你们不能一直对她不友好 Look, you can't be mean to someone forever
在她死后却突然自责了 and then just feel badly when they die, okay?
我们都知道她是个疯子 We all knew she was crazy.
Linds 五年级时她还是你的好友呢 God, Lindsay, she was your best friend in fifth grade.
你常在她家过夜 肯定认识她家人 Yeah, I remember you used to sleep over at her house.
那是在她变成疯子之前 Ally Yeah, well, that was before she became a sociopath, Ally.
我接着睡了 I'm going back to sleep.
我去我房间睡觉 I'm going to sleep in my room.
我跟她一起去 I'm going with her.
你和Juliet曾是朋友? You were friends with Juliet?
你在五年级时没人搭理 No one even talked to you in fifth grade,
我可没因此瞧不起你 and I don't hold that against you.
你没跟我说过这事 You never said anything.
我们一直取笑她 We made fun of her for all these years...
这不怪我们 It's not our fault.
去睡吧 Go to sleep.
我做对了每件事 却什么都没改变 I did everything right. - And nothing changed.
I woke up this mornin'
Didn't recognize the boy in the mirror
Then I laughed and I said Oh silly me, that's just me
Then I proceeded to brush some stranger's teeth
But they were my teeth and I was weightless
Just quivering like some leaf come in the window of a restroom
I couldn't tell you what the hell it was supposed to mean
'Cause it was a Monday, no, a Tuesday
No, a Wednesday, Thursday, Friday
然后今早我醒来 Then I woke up this mornin'
每天都是同样的开始和结束 The day starts and ends the same,
不管我做什么会说什么 regardless of anything I do or say.
既然这样 If that's how it works,
我就想干啥干啥 想说啥说啥 I'm gonna do and say whatever I want.
不 你不能穿成这样去上学 Oh, no, you're not wearing that to school.
这是我的丘比特日制服 My Cupid Day outfit.
这样会让别人误会你 Yeah, well, you don't want to give people the wrong idea.
会说我什么 What idea is that exactly?
这样不行 回去换衣服 No, this is not happening. Go back up and change, please.
我的人生我做主 我想干啥就干啥 This is my life. I'll do whatever the hell I want with it.
丹尼 你能不能说两句？ 听着 Sam Dan, can you just jump in here, please? Look, Sam...
你这么对你妈说话很不尊重 嘿Sam That's so disrespectful to talk to your mom... Hey, Sam!
这里 我说过别碰我的东西 Here... I told you not to touch my stuff!
行了 我关你的禁闭 That's it! You are grounded!
禁闭? 我已经是在禁闭中了 Grounded? I'm already grounded.
Samantha!
也许我已经死了 去了地狱 Maybe I was dead and in hell.
也许我是活在地狱中 Maybe I was alive and in hell.
这不重要 But it didn't matter.
什么都不重要了 Nothing mattered anymore.
你穿啥衣服啊 What are you wearing?
搞笑 Funny.
让开 Excuse me.
天 心情不好还是怎么的 Jeez, wake up on the wrong side of the bed or something?
对 好几天都是这样 For a few days now, yep.
豪乳呀 Nice tits!
Sam什么了？ What happened to Sam?
某人今早忘了吃快乐药了 Uh, someone forgot to take her happy pills this morning.
反正我吃了 I took mine.
有个东西能让你开心起来 Well, I know something that'll cheer you right up.
别惹我 Elody 如果你敢给我个安全套的话 I swear to God, Elody, if you hand me a condom right now...
可这是给你的礼物 为了你特别的夜晚 But it's your present. For your special night.
拿着 Take it.
除非你想惹上一身性病 Unless you want to be a walking STD farm.
你有经验 You would know.
至少我不是处女 At least I'm not still a virgin.
你这人有病吗 What the hell is wrong with you?
你说什么 What did you just say to me?
怎么 难道你非要向我们证明 What is it? Do you feel like you need to prove to us
你高人一等吗 that you don't give a shit?
是这样吗 Is that what it is?
其实你什么都不需要证明 'Cause guess what? You don't need to prove anything.
我们都知道你不关心任何人 只除了自己 We all know that you don't give a damn about anybody but yourself.
我们对此都很了解 We're all pretty fucking clear on that!
你今天是怎么了 Sam What the hell is your problem today, Sam?
你俩别吵架 算了 You guys, don't fight. Just drop it.
难道你不赞同? What, you don't agree?
别把她拉进来 Leave her out of it.
怎么了 是你经常说她们的坏话 Why? You're the one who talks shit about both of them all the time.
你看Elody搂着Steve Look at Elody climbing all over Steve.
他其实并不喜欢她 你看Ally He doesn't even like her. Look at Ally.
哦 天哪 一副无所不知的样子 Oh, my God! She's such a know-it-all.
说起话来没完没了 She just loves the sound of her own voice.
但愿Elody别在我车上呕吐 Hope Elody doesn't puke in my car again
弄得满车酒味 and make it smell like alcoholic.
别说了 Sam Stop it, Sam.
出去 Out.
你出去 Get out!
快 Now!
不知道你背着我说过我什么坏话 I'd love to hear what you say about me behind my back.
Sisyphus 不是一种性病 Sisyphus, not an STD.
别说话 Don't say it.
我是彻底在地狱中了 I'm in heteronormative hell.
好 谢谢 谢谢你们 Okay, thank you. Thank you, girls. Thank you.
好了 但愿我讲第三遍时不会被打扰 好吗 Okay, okay, let's hope third time's the charm. Okay?
Sisyphus.
Sam 什么 Sam! What?
你可以拿去 You can take 'em.
Sam 你这下伤了很多人的心啊 Oh, Sam, you're breaking hearts left and right.
我伤你的心了吗 Daimler老师 Am I breaking yours, Mr. Daimler?
什么 What?
你的心 被我伤了吗 Your heart, am I breaking it?
不 你没有 No. You're not.
但我的耐心 快要到极限了 My patience, however, is at its breaking point.
去坐下 请 Take a seat. Please.
如果你坚持 If you insist.
好了 Sisyphus Okay. Sisyphus.
Sisyphus.
为什么Sisyphus到今天仍有意义 Why is our friend Sisyphus still relevant today?
为什么他的故事到今天仍有意义 Why is the story still relevant today?
想都别想 Don't even think about it.
转身 那边走 Turn around. That way.
再见 Bye.
把这条疯狗栓起来 Get this bitch out of here!
疯子 Psycho!
干什么？ 见鬼 What the hell? Shit.
你在这儿干什么 What are you doing in here?
这是我的卫生间 This is my bathroom.
靓鞋啊 Nice shoes.
走路不方便吧 Hard to walk in, huh?
走路没问题 谢谢 I can walk in them just fine, thank you.
你需要我这样的鞋 Aw, you need a pair of these.
穿着特舒服 Comfiest shoes I ever owned.
是吗？ Really?
不信就算了 All right, your loss. Whatever.
愿意换换吗？ You wanna trade?
就像 换鞋穿 Like, switch shoes?
拜托 金斯顿 -看我能不能穿进去 Come on, Kingston. See if I can get in those without...
别逗了 Just get out.
而不伤自己 来吧 我们换换 ...hurting myself. Come on, let's try it.
为何不？ 什么？ Why not? What?
是的 来吧 Yeah, let's do it.
快啊 Come on!
你们为什么这么讨厌我 Why do you guys hate me so much?
你知道这卫生间里某个地方写的话 I know you know what's written in this bathroom somewhere.
写的是"Anna Cartulo It's AC...
等于BD" 对吗 Equals... BD, right?
Anna Cartulo等于同性恋 Anna Cartulo equals bull dyke.
也许BD指的是大混蛋 Or maybe it's biggest douchebag.
但我想只有Linds配得上大混蛋这个头衔 But I reckon that honor definitely belongs to Lindsay Edgecomb.
所以就讨厌我? So, is that it?
因为我是同性恋? 'Cause I'm gay?
不知道 I don't know.
世道不就是这样吗 Isn't that how it always works out?
有人嘲笑别人 有人被人嘲笑 There's somebody laughing, there's somebody being laughed at.
对 Right.
也无所谓了 Look, whatever.
真的 高中生涯只是这么一瞬 Really. I mean, this whole high school thing's just a blip.
我将来不会记得你们中的任何一个 I'm not gonna remember any of you.
我赢了 I win.
你有没有感觉自己一天天的重复生活 Do you ever feel like you're living the same day over and over again
基本没多少变化 with only, like, a few things being different?
天 Sam 我哪天不是这样啊 Oh, shit, Samantha. You just described my whole life!
嘿 你好 Hey, what's up?
嗨 Sam Hey, Sam.
跟我说话还要征得她的同意? Did you have to ask permission to talk to me?
你说的话让Linds很生气 Lindsay's just really upset about what you said.
你该去道个歉 You should apologize.
但我说的都是实话 所以 Well, everything that I said was true, so...
是不是实话不重要 It doesn't matter if it's true.
她可是Linds 我们是要好的朋友 She's Lindsay. She's ours. We're each other's, you know?
去道个歉吧 Just apologize.
你没听见吗 我没有歉意 You're not listening to me. I'm not sorry.
求你了 Sam Please, Sam?
你干嘛这么在意 Elody Why do you care so much, Elody?
因为 我心里只有你们 Because... You guys are all I have.
你还打算拉拢她反对我? Are you still trying to turn her against me?
是你车技糟糕 You're the horrible driver.
是你整天批评别人 伤害别人 You're the one always criticizing people and hurting people.
是你瞒着别人跟她曾经交过朋友 You're the one who lied about being friends with her
后来又整天折磨她 and then tortured her for all these years.
我只是附和你 I just followed along and yet...
却成了我的不是了 I'm the one paying for it.
Sam 你胡说什么呢 Sam, what are you talking about?
什么 Whoa. What?
我的天 Oh, my God.
Sam 我一直没看到你 你去哪儿了 Sam, I haven't seen you in, like, forever. Where have you...
把这条疯狗栓起来 Get this bitch on a leash!
我爱你 你是不是想听到这句话 I love you. Is that what you wanted to hear?
回到后院去 你这疯狗 Go back to the ward, you psycho bitch!
Sam?
喂 你没事吧 Hey, are you okay?
我看你哭了 我能帮你什么吗 Obviously, you're crying. But is there something I can do?
我给你拿张纸巾 对 对 I'll get you a tissue. Yeah, yeah.
谢谢 好 Thanks. Yeah.
对不起进了你的房间 我知道你挂了闲人免进 Sorry I'm in your room. I know there's a sign.
没事 没事 No. Don't worry about it.
只是为了不让别人 The sign's just really for other people,
乱动我的东西 so they don't get in my stuff.
这是我办的第一个大派对 所以 It's the first big party I've ever had, so...
为什么要办 Why'd you have one now?
我觉得那样能请你来 I figured if I had a party, you'd come.
我喜欢你的房间 I like your room.
是吗？ 以前是我爸的房间 Yeah? It's my dad's old den.
肯定有很多阳光 It must get a lot of light.
是啊 Yeah.
每天都被太阳晒醒 It's like waking up in the middle of the sun.
能看到那棵老树 I get to see the old tree.
我喜欢那棵树 感觉很永恒 I like it. It's constant.
就是我们爬过的那棵树? Is that the one we used to sit in?
是的 我们爬过 Yeah. Yeah, we did.
你还记得你爬上去的样子吗 Do you remember climbing up it?
然后跳下来 扭伤了脚踝 And then you jumped down and sprained your ankle?
我那时傻 I was stupid.
那叫勇敢 It was very ambitious.
我该走了 -喂喂 I should go. Hey, hey, hey.
再坐一会 好吗 Hey. Just stay for a second. Okay?
我可以开车送你回家 I can drive you home or...
我不想回家 I don't want to go home.
那么 你可以 Okay, well, you can, uh...
你也可以在这里睡 You could crash here if you want.
不是跟我一起睡 Not, like, with me.
我去别的地方睡 Somewhere else. I'll be somewhere else.
床是你一个人的 Bed completely to yourself.
Kent McFuller的主卧套房 The Kent McFuller master suite.
好吗 Yeah?
那好 Okay.
喂 没关系的 Hey, it's okay.
来 Here.
白天的事我很抱歉 I'm sorry about earlier.
别放在心上 Don't worry about that.
不 我很抱歉 No, I'm sorry
我一直对你凶巴巴的 I've always been so mean to you.
别去看 拜托 Don't look. Don't read it. Please?
为什么？这不是好事 Why? It's... It's something bad.
好的 Okay.
你的手好热 Your skin's so hot.
一直都这样 It's always like that.
真希望我们能永远在这儿 I wish we could be here forever.
哦 我们再试一次 Okay, let's try again.
我们休息一天 We're taking a day off.
我觉得你会流口水 I think you're just gonna drool around.
这是什么？ What is it?
And then you're just gonna go through there and then like that.
既然我要一遍遍的重复这一天的生活 If I was going to relive the same day over and over,
那我希望成为有意义的一天 I wanted it to be a worthy day.
不只是对我有意义 But not just for me.
同学们嘲笑过 Do the kids at school ever make fun of you
你的说话声吗？ for the way that you talk?
有过 Sometimes.
你有办法的 You can do something about that.
你可以换个声音说话 You know, you can learn to talk differently.
可这是我的声音 那样谁能听出是我 But this is my voice. How will kids even know it's me talking?
我上五年级的时候 When I was in the fifth grade,
有个女生经常唱一首歌 this girl used to sing this song.
她闻起来像粪便 她住在下水道 She smells like manure and she lived in the sewer
Samantha Kingston
是谁啊 Who did that?
Lindsay.
你怎么对妈妈这么凶 How come you're so mean to Mom?
我对妈妈不凶 I'm not mean to Mom.
你用指甲油在地板上划了一道线 You drew a line on the floor with nail polish
让她不要过线 and said she couldn't cross it.
我和妈妈吵了一架 Mom and I had a fight,
我当时生她的气 and I was mad at her in the moment,
可我没… but I didn't...
我没想到她真的没过线 I didn't think that she'd actually stay away.
看啊 Look at that.
这只是房子外景 那时多美 That's just the outside, how pretty it was.
天啊 看你们 Oh, my gosh. Look at you guys.
能把这些照片发给我吗？ - Can you send those to me? - Aw!
这些照片很美 So cute! Those are beautiful.
还记得你以前常来饭店吗 Remember when you used to come here all the time?
我当然记得 I do. Of course.
但后来这里配不上你女儿了 Then your daughter got too cool, so...
我开玩笑的 -我们去看看披萨吧 I'm just kidding. Can we go watch the pizza?
好 等等我 Okay. Wait, tiger.
我很高兴全家出来吃饭 I'm glad we did this.
是啊 你这个建议很有心 Yeah. It was really sweet what you did today.
你觉得我是好人吗 Do you think I'm a good person?
我当然认为你是好人 Of course I think you're a good person.
但我怎么认为并不重要 But it doesn't really matter what I think.
重要的是你怎么认为 I mean, what's important is what you think.
我是认真的 我想知道… No, I'm serious. I want to know...
你为什么认为我是好人 Why do you think that I'm a good person?
还记得你小时候吗 Do you remember when you were a little girl?
你轮流骑马棚里所有的马 You used to take turns riding all of the horses in the stable
只为了每匹马都不会感觉被冷落 so that none of them would feel left out?
还记得吗 Do you remember that?
我记得 I do. Mmm-hmm.
可我那时候小 现在不一样 But I was a little girl. It's different.
你有颗善良的心 Sam 这是不会变的 But you have a big heart, Sam. That doesn't go away.
一件好事 One good thing.
你只要专注于做一件好事 You just focus on that one good thing,
看看它能为你带来什么 and you see where it leads you.
可我什么都改变不了 How is it possible to change so much
又怎么可能去改变太多呢 and not be able to change anything at all?
我知道我必须做些什么 I knew I had to do something.
做件好事 Something good.
你来了 You made it.
对不起 Oh. Sorry.
这房间闲人免进 The room's off limits.
别管这标牌 没什么 No. Forget the sign. It's no big deal.
只是为了不让别人 That's really just there for other people,
乱动我的东西 so they don't mess with my stuff.
很高兴你能来 I'm glad you came.
是的 必须来 房间装饰的很不错 Yeah. I had to. I like what you've done with the place.
是啊 以前是我爸的房间 Yeah, this used to be my dad's old den.
现在成了Kent McFuller的主卧套房 Now it's the Kent McFuller master suite.
但到了早上就不幸了 Yeah, not so good in the morning, though.
每天都… -被太阳晒醒 It's like waking up in... In the middle of the sun.
是啊 Yeah.
我希望你不会觉得别扭 I hope you don't think that it's weird
我现在和你一起 that I'm here with you right now.
Sam
我穿过整整一年的鳄鱼鞋 I once wore Crocs for 365 days straight,
所以任何事都不会让我感觉别扭了 so I don't think anything's weird.
我都忘了你穿鳄鱼鞋的时候了 I forgot about your Crocs phase.
是的 Yeah.
你为什么一直对我这么好 Why are you always so nice to me?
还记得三年级的时候 在我父亲去世后吗？ Well, do you remember in third grade right after my dad died?
我们在食堂里 我当时在哭 We were in the cafeteria and I was crying,
Phil走到我面前 说我孩子气 and Phil Howe came up to me, called me a baby,
一巴掌拍掉了我手上的盘子 and then smacked my tray right out of my hand,
饭菜飞溅的到处都是 and food went flying everywhere.
我还记得当时吃的是什么 I remember what we were eating, too.
是土豆泥和火鸡汉堡 It was, um, mashed potatoes and turkey burgers.
然后你走过来 And you came over,
从地上抓起一把土豆泥 you scooped up the mashed potatoes right off the ground
走到Phil面前 and you went up to Phil and you smashed
把土豆泥拍到他的脸上 the mashed potatoes right in his face.
然后你说 你还比不上一顿午餐 And you then said, You're worse than a hot lunch,
这在当时是挺狠的骂人话 which, at the time, was a really good insult.
我是说 我那天笑的很开心… I mean, I didn't laugh more that day than...
我是说… I mean...
那是我第一次笑在我父亲去世后 It was the first time I laughed since my dad died and I...
还记得我对你说过的话吗 Do you remember what I said to you?
你是我的保护神 You're my hero.
是的 Yeah.
就在那天 我发誓也要成为你的保护神 And that day I vowed to be your hero, too.
不管需要多长时间 No matter how long it took.
听着 我很抱歉 Look, I'm sorry.
不 不用道歉 没关系 No, don't do... Don't be sorry. It's okay.
那就好 Good.
反正我本来就没啥歉意 'Cause I'm not really sorry.
糟了 -等等 Shit. Wait.
Sam 喂 Sam! Hey!
Sam 等等 我 Sam, wait, I...
哦 天哪 Sam 你看到了吗 Oh, my God, Sam, did you see that?
喂 Sam Hey, Sam.
你看见Juliet去哪儿了吗 Did you see where Juliet went?
Juliet 别走 Juliet, stop!
Juliet!
Juliet 等等 Juliet! Wait!
Juliet!
Juliet 等等 Juliet, wait!
Juliet!
Juliet -你来干什么 Juliet! What are you doing?
我知道发生了什么事 -离我远点 I know what happened back there. Get away from me.
我很内疚 And I feel really bad about it,
我知道你可能不信 and I know this may sound crazy,
但我觉得我对你的理解 but I have a feeling I may be able to understand you
比你认为的要多 better than you think that I could.
你讨厌我 You hate me.
我并不讨厌你 I don't hate you.
我知道我们一向对你不好 I know we haven't always been the nicest to you,
但Linds的那些话都是无心之语 but the thing is that Lindsay didn't mean anything by it.
是我们不懂事 We didn't know what we were doing.
我以前是Linds的朋友 I used to be friends with Lindsay.
在她父母离婚前不久 It was right before her parents got divorced.
我常去她家过夜 I used to sleep over at her house.
她父母经常吵得很凶 Her parents would be fighting so bad.
她很难过 She was so upset.
就出现了尿床的毛病 She was so upset, she started wetting the bed.
你记得你们在五年级时给我取的绰号吗？ You remember the name you all gave me in fifth grade?
Linds给我取的绰号 The name Lindsay gave me?
一滩黄 Mellow Yellow.
记得吗？ Remember that?
记得那次露营时 You remember the camping trip
我尿床吗？ when I supposedly peed in my sleeping bag?
其实是Linds It was Lindsay.
是Linds尿的 Lindsay's the one who peed.
当别人问她怎么回事 When everyone asked what happened,
她就指着我 she just pointed her finger at me
尖叫 是她干的 and screamed, She did it.
Juliet...
请让我帮你 Please let me help you.
现在都无所谓了 It doesn't matter now.
嘿 Hey.
正像你们的卡片上写的那样 It's like your Val-a-gram always said...
也许明年还能见面 但 Maybe next year, but...
估计不会了 Probably not.
Juliet.
我这是第一次醒来的时候 For the first time, when I wake up,
没有感到害怕或者困惑或者愤怒 I'm not scared or confused or angry.
因为我第一次真正明白了需要发生什么事 Because, for the first time, I truly understand what needs to happen.
我真正明白了该如何度过这一天 I truly understand how to live this day.
谢谢 是的 Oh, thank you. Yeah.
你要吃饭吗 Want something to eat?
不用了 谢谢 Linds给我带了饭 I'm good, thanks. Lindsay's got it covered.
妈妈？ Mom? Oh.
我爱你 I love you.
我也爱你 I love you, too.
怎么 不爱你老爸? What, no love for your old man?
我也爱你 老爸 I love you, too, old man.
谢谢 谢谢 Thank you. Thank you.
Sam 你忘了你的手套 Sammy, you forgot your gloves!
我真是离不开你啊 What would I do without you?
喂 Hey.
你身上的一切都是很好的 妹妹 You are perfect the way that you are, Fizzy.
永远记住这一点 Always remember that.
喘不过气来了 I can't breathe!
外面冷 -对 It's cold! Yeah.
你干什么呢 What are you doing?
在拍卫生巾广告? 走吧 Auditioning for a Tampax commercial? Let's go.
是的 Yeah, baby!
豪乳呀 上车吧 Nice tits! Get in!
是的 Yes.
你知道我喜欢啥样的 You know how I like it.
喂 Elody Hey, Elody.
什么 我脸上沾了奶油? What, do I have white stuff on my face?
知道我喜欢你哪一点吗 You know why I love you?
我喜欢你愿意做任何事 一直如此 I love you because you're down for anything. Always.
你知道我的脾气 You know I'm a down-ass bitch.
没错 You are.
我也是这样啊 Hey, I'm down, too.
好吧 Ooh. Okay.
不 我喜欢你 Ally 因为你对世界充满好奇感 No, I love you, Ally, because you're curious about the world.
你有热情 有动力 And you're passionate, and you are driven.
某人灵魂鸡汤看多了? Did someone swallow Oprah this morning?
我喜欢你 Linds I love you, Linds.
我喜欢你做人够朋友 I love you because you're the kind of friend
是那种向Jason Foster家的房子扔厕纸 that toilet-papers Jason Foster's house
整整一周 全靠自己 的朋友 for a week straight all by herself
只是因为说他我吻技太差 just because he said that I was a bad kisser.
那混蛋 Asshole.
我明白Sam今天为什么心情这么好了 Oh, uh, I think I know why Sam's in such a good mood.
这是给他用的 Oh. It goes on him.
太谢谢了 Thank you so much for that.
Sisyphus不是性病 Sisyphus, not an STD.
抱歉 对不起，这是一个紧急和灾难的事情 Sorry, it was an emergency and a tribulation.
一次小小的激光爆炸 A minor LaserJet explosion.
送花使者 Val-a-gram delivery.
丘比特日快乐 Happy Cupid Day.
真漂亮 It's so beautiful.
我是彻底在地狱中了 I'm in heteronormative hell.
我喜欢你的靴子 I like your boots.
Sisyphus每次都失败 Sisyphus fails every time,
可他依然认为他能把巨石推到山顶 but he still thinks that he'll be able to push that boulder uphill.
他是在自己造就的监狱中 He's imprisoned by his own hubris.
唯一的出路就是改变 The only way to escape is to change.
小心点 Be careful.
哦 天哪 Oh, man.
Sam 嗨 嗨 Sam. Hey. Hey.
你是我的保护神 Um... You're my hero.
有人秘密喜欢你? You got a secret admirer?
秘密？ 没那么秘密的 Secret? That's not so secret.
我不知道你在说什么 I don't know what you're talking about.
那好 呃 Well, um...
喂 我今晚要办个派对 Well, hey, listen, I'm having a party tonight. Mmm-hmm.
我想问问你是否愿意参加 And I was wondering if you maybe wanted to come,
或许？去? 不去? maybe? Yeah? No?
有我什么好处 What's in it for me?
有你什么好处? What's in it for me?
好的 Yeah. And, um,
晚上我还有件事要告诉你 一个秘密 I have something I want to tell you later. A secret.
晚上? -是的 好的 -好 Later? Okay. Yes. Okay.
等等 那句"你是我的保护神" 你是怎么知道… Wait, the you're my hero thing, how did you...
谢谢你送我美丽的玫瑰花 我很喜欢 Thank you for my beautiful rose. I love it.
你说什么？我们之间不合适 What'd you say to me? This is not working out.
好的 Sam 你可不能跟我提出分手 Okay, Sam, you can't break up with me.
我想我能而且我也提出来了 I think I can and I think I just did.
我本该选择Elody的 I should've picked Elody.
你这是干什么 What just happened?
你们不是打算今晚… You guys were supposed to...
你说过你想… I mean, you said you wanted to...
他可是罗伯特啊 It's Rob Cokran.
他配不上我 He doesn't deserve me.
依然很震惊 Nonetheless, very shocking.
疯子 正前方 Sociopath, 12 o'clock.
Uh-oh.
怎么有股尿味 Does it smell like pee in here?
省省吧 Stop.
Norma Bates! 什么？ Norma Bates! What?
别这样 Just don't.
可她是Juliet But it's Juliet.
没错 她是Juliet Exactly, it's Juliet.
人家有名字 人家也是个人 She has a name and she is a person.
你昨天还说你担心 Yesterday, you said you were afraid
她会咬你如果她离你很近的话 she would bite you if she got too close.
那是很久以前说的话 That was a long time ago.
那是昨天的话 That was yesterday.
喂 Linds Hey, Linds.
好的 嗯 我们来吧 All right, well, let's do this!
Linds -怎么了 Linds. What?
你怎么从没跟我说过你父母离婚的事？ How come you never told me about your parents' divorce?
你是认真的? Are you serious?
是的 Yeah.
我干嘛要提多年前的事呢 Why would I talk about something that happened a thousand years ago?
因为这事对你影响很大 Because it happened to you.
而你对我又很重要 And you matter to me.
不知道你在胡说啥 I don't know what you're talking about.
过来 好吗？ 我们进去吧 Come here. Okay? Let's go inside.
过来 Come here.
你不必一直故作坚强 You know you don't have to act so tough all the time.
Mmm.
不用为我担心 Don't worry about me, okay?
不管如何 我都一样爱你 I love you no matter what.
我们进去吧 Let's get inside. Okay.
走 走 Move, move, move.
嗨 你来了 Hey, um, you made it.
跟我来 Come with me.
什么？ 好 What? Okay.
什么？ What?
你说你要告诉我个秘密 对吗？ I believe you owe me a secret, right?
没错 I believe I do.
那好 说给我听听 Okay, so let's hear it.
这秘密是你的吻是最好的吻 The secret is yours was the best kiss
是我一生最美妙的吻 that I've ever had in my entire life.
Um...
可我们没吻过 But we haven't kissed.
至少三年级以后没有过 I mean, not since the third grade.
那就快开始吧 我时间不多 Better get started then. I don't have much time.
为什么吻我 What was that for?
因为我想 Because I wanted to.
我爱你 I love you.
Juliet 我要和你谈谈 Juliet, I need to talk to you.
就一会 没事 拜托？ Just for a second. It's okay. Please?
事实上 我还要去别的地方 Actually, I kind of have somewhere I have to be.
我知道你今晚打算干什么 I know what you have planned for tonight
我想对你说 你不必这么做 好吗？ and I want you to know that you don't have to do this. Okay?
你什么都不知道 You don't know anything.
我知道你有话要对我说 I know that you have something to tell me.
你有话要对我们每个人说 You have something to tell all of us.
你是个坏人 You're a bitch.
我的确做过坏人 I have been a bitch.
我的确做过坏人 我们几个都做过坏人 I have been a bitch. We all have been bitches, and I...
我很抱歉 -我得走了 I'm sorry. I have to go.
听我说 我想说我很抱歉 Listen to me. I'm trying to tell you how sorry...
我很抱歉 你说过了 I am sorry. You said that.
我很抱歉 我必须跟你一起走 I'm sorry, but I have to come with you.
别烦我 我不能 Leave me alone! I can't.
Sam! Sam!
你为什么跑了 -现在没时间 Why did you run away from me? I can't talk to you right now.
你一直不搭理我 然后 You've been ignoring me for years, and then you...
突然吻了我 然后又继续表现得像我时隐形的 You kiss me and then go back to acting like I'm invisible?
我刚才说的每句话都是真心话 I meant everything that happened back there.
我能说的就是 我是真心的 That's all I can say, that I meant it,
我也希望早就对你说这些话 and I wish it hadn't taken me so long.
Sam 你是不是犯什么事了? 你可以信任我 Sam, are you in trouble? You can trust me.
你可以放心对我说 You can trust me back.
Juliet!
Juliet 不要 Juliet, don't!
等等 等等 Wait! Wait!
为什么？怎么回事？你干嘛跟着我？ Why? What's going on? Why are you following me?
为什么非要来烦我？ Why can't you leave me alone?
你并不想死 You don't want to die.
你只是想结束痛苦 You want the pain to stop.
别说 别说了 Stop. You stop.
你并不了解我 You don't know me.
你永远都不会理解的 You could never understand.
你是有选择的 Juliet You have a choice, Juliet.
不是每个人都明白这一点 Not everybody gets that.
Sam!
请让我帮你 Please let me help you.
你不明白吗 Don't you get it?
你帮不了我 You can't help me.
我是救不了的 I can't be fixed.
需要挽救的不是你 You're not the one who needs fixing.
你没有任何缺陷 There is nothing wrong with you.
不要相信任何人的胡说 Don't let anyone tell you that there is.
这只是暂时的 你的人生会改变的 Juliet This is just a blip. Your life will change, Juliet.
你只需要再多坚持一分钟 If you just hold on for one more minute.
现在说这些已经太晚了 It's too late.
不 不晚 永远都不会太晚 No, it's not. It's never too late.
Juliet 站住 Juliet, stop!
也许对你来说还有明天 Maybe for you there's a tomorrow.
也许对你来说 还有1千或3千天 Maybe for you there's 1,000 or 3,000
或1万天 or 10.
但对有些人来说 只有今天 But for some of us, there's only today.
你今天所做的事很重要 And what you do today matters.
不光在这一刻 In the moment
甚至可能留下永远的影响 and maybe into infinity.
我只看到了我最开心的瞬间 I see only my greatest hits.
看到那些我想记住的时刻 I see the things I want to remember.
以及被人记住我的时刻 And be remembered for.
那时我才明白 有些瞬间是永恒的 That's when I realized that certain moments go on forever.
即使在过后 也会一直留存 Even after they're over, they still go on.
这就是意义 They are the meaning.
Sam?
你救了我 You saved me.
不 No.
是你救了我 You saved me.